Marketing Lessons

Come on Robert, as I liked it so much the joke , I dedicate a MARKETING LESSONS:

1) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. You approach her and say:

I am very good in bed

This is direct marketing.

2) You're at a party with a group of friends and see a very attractive woman. One of your friends approaches her and says:

My friend is very good in bed

That is advertising.

3) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. You ask your phone number. The next day you call and say,

I am very good in bed

That is telemarketing.

4) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. Recognize it. You approach it, you click Refresh your memory and say:

Do you remember how good I am in bed?

That's Customer Relationship Management.

5) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. You get up, you fix your clothes, you get close to her and pour yourself a drink. We open the door when you leave. Then offer him a cigar and say:

I am very good in bed

That is public relations.

6) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. She walks up to you and says:

I hear you're very good in bed

That's branding, the power of the brand.

Be happy

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