Quote John W.Thomson

Symantec is synonymous with safety.
Microsoft is synonymous with many things,
but honestly,
"Security" is not one of them.

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Quote John Maynard Keynes

Capitalism is the astounding belief that the worst of men make the worst of things for the greatest good of everyone.

John Maynard Keynes

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Mark Twain Quote

October: a month is said to make investments especially dangerous. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

Mark Twain

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Quote

What is a survey?.
Pussy!, Because a poll is a poll.

Lecturer in Business Communication class

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Quote Peter F.Drucker

The quality of a product or service is not what the supplier offers.
It's what gets the recipient and what you pay.
A product is not synonymous with quality because it is difficult to manufacture or because it costs a lot of money, as manufacturers typically believe. That's incompetence.
Buyers pay only for the part that is practical and gives them value. And that's just quality.

Peter F. Drucker

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Quote Archer

Vá Well, I'll put a great quote lol:

I am Archer, Gorgonites captain and defender of the Encarta.

Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites. Movie "Small Soldiers"

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Quote Lewis Carrol

- Alice: Cheshire Puss could tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?.
- Cheshire Puss: That depends a good deal on where you want to get.
- Alice: I do not much care where ...
- Cheshire Puss: Then it does not matter which way you go.

Lewis Carroll

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