- Alice: Cheshire Puss Could you tell me please which way I ought to go from here?.
- Cheshire Puss: That depends a good deal on where you want to get.
- Alice: I do not much care where ...
- Cheshire Puss: So it does not matter which way you go.

Lewis Carroll

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February 23, 2006

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The great Groucho Marx

Today's post will dedicate the great Groucho Marx, so here are some of your pearls:

Sorry if I call you gentlemen, but do not know them very well
These are my principles, if not like, I have others
Television has done wonders for my culture. As soon as someone turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book
I've had a great night. But it has been.
Never forget a face. But in his case, an exception will
He may look like an idiot and act like an idiot. But do not be fooled: it is really an idiot
From the day I picked up your book, I fell to the floor rolling with laughter. Someday I hope to read
Outside the dog, a book is probably man's best friend. And inside the dog's probably too dark to read
Why should I care about posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?
Of course I understand, even a child of five could understand. To bring a child of five!
I must confess I was born at an early age
Or you is dead or my watch has stopped
Starting from scratch reached the highest peaks of poverty
Marriage is a great institution. Especially if you like living in an institution
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, make a diagnosis falsoy then applying the wrong remedies.
¿Room service? Drop me a bigger room
I can not say I do not disagree with you
Behind every man is a great woman. Behind her is his wife
Marriage is the leading cause of divorce
Do not think badly of me, miss, my interest in you, is purely sexual.
I enjoyed this book, especially at the break.