Dedicate today's post to the great Groucho Marx, so here are some of his pearls:

• Sorry if I call them gentlemen, but I do not know them very well
• These are my principles, if you do not like them, I have others
• Television has done wonders for my culture. As someone on, I go to the library and read a good book
• I spent a great evening. But it was not this.
• I never forget a face. But in your case I'll make an exception
• He may look like an idiot and act like an idiot. But do not be fooled: it's really an idiot
• From the day he took his book I fell to the ground rolling in laughter. Someday I hope to read it
• Outside of dog, a book is probably man's best friend. And inside the dog probably is too dark to read
• Why should I care about posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?
• Of course I understand, even a child of five could understand. They bring a five years!
• I must confess that I was born at a very early age
• Or you is dead or my watch has stopped
• Starting from nothing reached the highest peaks of the misery
• Marriage is a great institution. Especially if you like living in an institution
• Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, make a diagnosis falsoy then applying the wrong remedies.
• Room service?? Drop me a larger room
• I can not say I'm not disagreeing with you
• Behind every man is a great woman. Behind her is his wife
• Marriage is the leading cause of divorce
• Do not think badly of me, Miss, my interest in you, it's purely sexual.
• I have enjoyed this work, especially on the break.

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