Marketing Lessons

Come on Robert, as I liked it so much the joke , I dedicate a MARKETING LESSONS:

1) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. You approach her and say:

I am very good in bed

This is direct marketing.

2) You're at a party with a group of friends and see a very attractive woman. One of your friends approaches her and says:

My friend is very good in bed

That is advertising.

3) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. You ask your phone number. The next day you call and say,

I am very good in bed

That is telemarketing.

4) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. Recognize it. You approach it, you click Refresh your memory and say:

Do you remember how good I am in bed?

That's Customer Relationship Management.

5) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. You get up, you fix your clothes, you get close to her and pour yourself a drink. We open the door when you leave. Then offer him a cigar and say:

I am very good in bed

That is public relations.

6) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. She walks up to you and says:

I hear you're very good in bed

That's branding, the power of the brand.

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Economists joke

A Mathematician, a Statistician and Accountant presented an interview for the same job:

The interviewer (E) calls the mathematician and asks:
What is two plus two equal?
Mathematician (M): Four.
E: Four, exactly?
M: Yes, exactly four.

The interviewer then calls the statistical and performs the same question:

What is two plus two equal? ​​"

Statistical:

On average, four, with a + - ten percent confidence, but on average, four.

The interviewer finally call accounting and raises the same question:

What is two plus two equal?

Accountant: "The accounting gets up, closes the door, down the blind, his chair closer to the interviewer and quietly says":

What do you want to be like?

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Joke of economists

- Here's a big joke of Economists, cha channn, some will understand, some not, but hey, I find it funny.

Note to self: I hope that if it reads an economist laugh a little, hehe.

They are on an island, stranded, an engineer, a physicist and an economist and have only a tin can. Then:
- Physical arrives, it gets very complex formulas to draw in the sand, take the can, looks, rattan, continues to draw and says: I think I could open it.
- The engineer arrives and things around, stones, sticks, sand, etc., is set to build a device to open the can.
You hear laughter economist, his companions turn and he says:

Suppose we have an opener ......

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