Marketing Lessons
Posted by Ruben in the category Economics with 5 Comments. Put yours!.
Come on Robert, as I liked it so much the joke , I dedicate a MARKETING LESSONS:
1) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. You go up to her and say:
I am very good in bed
That is direct marketing.
2) You're at a party with a group of friends and see a very attractive woman. One of your friends goes to him and says:
My friend is very good in bed
That is advertising.
3) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. We ask for your phone number. The next day you call and say:
I am very good in bed
That is telemarketing.
4) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. Recognize her. You approach her, click Refresh your memory and say:
Do you remember how good I am in bed?
That's Customer Relationship Management.
5) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. You get up, you fix your clothes, you approach it and you serve a drink. I open the door when you leave. Then you offer a cigarette and say:
I am very good in bed
That is public relations.
6) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. She walks up to you and says:
I heard you're good in bed
That's branding, the power of the brand.
Be happy
Joke economists
Posted by Ruben in the category Economics with 8 Reviews. Put yours!.
A Mathematician, one statistical and accounting are presented to an interview for the same job:
The interviewer (E) called the mathematician and asks:
What equals two plus two?
Mathematician (M): Four.
E: Four exactly?
M: Yes, exactly four.
The interviewer then calls the statistical and performs the same question:
What is two plus two equal? "
Statistical:
On average, four, with + - trusted ten percent, but on average, four.
The interviewer finally call accounting and poses the same question:
What equals two plus two?
Accountant: "The accountant gets up, closes the door, down the blind, his chair closer to the interviewer and quietly says":
What do you want to be equal?
Be happy
- Here's a big joke of Economists, cha channn, some understood, some not, but hey, it's funny to me.
Note to self: I hope if you read this some economist laugh a little, hehe.
They are on an island, stranded, an engineer, a physicist and economist, and only have a can of preserves. Then:
- Physical arrives, begins to draw very complex formulas in the sand, take the can, the look, the broken, still drawing and says: I think I could open it.
- Engineer arrives and things around, rocks, sticks, sand, etc., is set to build a device to open the can.
You hear laughter economist, his companions turn and it says:
Assume we have a can opener ......
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