Marketing Lessons

Come on Robert, as I liked it so much the joke , I dedicate a MARKETING LESSONS:

1) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. You approach her and say:

I am very good in bed

This is direct marketing.

2) You're at a party with a group of friends and see a very attractive woman. One of your friends approaches her and says:

My friend is very good in bed

That is advertising.

3) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. You ask your phone number. The next day you call and say,

I am very good in bed

That is telemarketing.

4) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. Recognize it. You approach it, you click Refresh your memory and say:

Do you remember how good I am in bed?

That's Customer Relationship Management.

5) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. You get up, you fix your clothes, you get close to her and pour yourself a drink. We open the door when you leave. Then offer him a cigar and say:

I am very good in bed

That is public relations.

6) You're at a party and see a very attractive woman. She walks up to you and says:

I hear you're very good in bed

That's branding, the power of the brand.

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Economists joke

A Mathematician, a Statistician and Accountant presented an interview for the same job:

The interviewer (E) calls the mathematician and asks:
What is two plus two equal?
Mathematician (M): Four.
E: Four, exactly?
M: Yes, exactly four.

The interviewer then calls the statistical and performs the same question:

What is two plus two equal? ​​"

Statistical:

On average, four, with a + - ten percent confidence, but on average, four.

The interviewer finally call accounting and raises the same question:

What is two plus two equal?

Accountant: "The accounting gets up, closes the door, down the blind, his chair closer to the interviewer and quietly says":

What do you want to be like?

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David Chesterfield

Undoubtedly one of the best videos of magic I've ever seen lol, really hilarious, with all of you ........

CHESTERFIELD DAVID!!!!

Worth watching over. I hope you like

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Joke of economists

- Here's a big joke of Economists, cha channn, some will understand, some not, but hey, I find it funny.

Note to self: I hope that if it reads an economist laugh a little, hehe.

They are on an island, stranded, an engineer, a physicist and an economist and have only a tin can. Then:
- Physical arrives, it gets very complex formulas to draw in the sand, take the can, looks, rattan, continues to draw and says: I think I could open it.
- The engineer arrives and things around, stones, sticks, sand, etc., is set to build a device to open the can.
You hear laughter economist, his companions turn and he says:

Suppose we have an opener ......

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The great Groucho Marx

Today's post will dedicate the great Groucho Marx, so here are some of your pearls:

• Sorry if I call you gentlemen, but do not know them very well
• These are my principles, if not like, I have others
• Television has done wonders for my culture. As soon as someone turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book
• I've had a great night. But it has been.
• Never forget a face. But in his case, an exception will
• He may look like an idiot and act like an idiot. But do not be fooled: it is really an idiot
• From the day I picked up your book, I fell to the floor rolling with laughter. Someday I hope to read
• Outside the dog, a book is probably man's best friend. And inside the dog's probably too dark to read
• Why should I care about posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?
• Of course I understand, even a child of five could understand. To bring a child of five!
• I must confess I was born at an early age
• Or you is dead or my watch has stopped
• Starting from scratch reached the highest peaks of poverty
• Marriage is a great institution. Especially if you like living in an institution
• Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, make a diagnosis falsoy then applying the wrong remedies.
• ¿Room service? Drop me a bigger room
• I can not say I do not disagree with you
• Behind every man is a great woman. Behind her is his wife
• Marriage is the leading cause of divorce
• Do not think badly of me, miss, my interest in you, is purely sexual.
• I enjoyed this book, especially at the break.

Groucho Marx

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