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Jan 26, 2008

The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Have you ever heard of Pastafarismo ?, Have you heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?. If you have not heard of it, nothing happens, soon you will know what it is, but it will advance a new religion that is raging on the Internet, in fact I'm considering getting it, lol. Everything you read in this post, is taken from Wikipedia , so for further information you just have to click here .

The pastafarismo is a parody religion invented in response to the decision of the Board of Education of the State of Kansas in late 2005 to allow to be taught the theory of intelligent design as an alternative theory of evolution.

This "religion" has become, since then, in an Internet phenomenon that brings together many followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (EVM), although I prefer Flying Spaghetti Monster who call themselves "pastafaris" and claim to have been "touched by His appendix tallarinesco" and preach the word of his "Lord Tallarinesco" as the true religion.

Representation ** 'Touched by His Appendix Tallarinesco.' The Flying Spaghetti Monster is typically represented as a mass of spaghetti with two eyes, two meatballs and appendices tallarinescos proverbial.

Some of their beliefs ** are:
  • The universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster invisible and undetectable. All the evidence that "wrongly" support evolution have been "planted" by this being intentionally in order to test the faith of the faithful.
  • Although the Flying Spaghetti Monster has a name, this is so beautiful and hard to pronounce that not only kills anyone who tries, but also all be within a radius of 6.0534 kilometers. This radius is doubled when one tries to write or type your name. This was done on purpose by the MEV for entertainment only.
  • The main symbol is a cross, instead of having a crucified Jesus, has a fork to eat spaghetti.
  • Prayers to 'He' must always end with the word "ramen" (Japanese noodle type) instead of "Amen."

Sample sentence:

Oh noodles that are in heaven gourmets
Hallowed be thy flour
Come to us your nutrients
His will be done on earth as in dishes
Give us this day our daily meatball
and forgive us our gluttony as we forgive those who do not eat.
Lead us not into temptation (not feed on you)
but deliver us from hunger ...
Ramen.

Benefits ** of conversion and convert to pastafarismo reasons:

  • The pastafaris have loose morals, like spaghetti they love.
  • Every Friday is party.
  • In heaven, you'll find a beer volcano and strippers factory.

Finally, not to extend this a lot, I invite you to see it from here if you're interested, arguments about the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or by clicking here you can see the "I'd really rather not," named for the MVE, that amount to the commandments of this religion, which were delivered to the pirate Captain Mosey on top of Mount Salsa in the form of 10 tablets of stone but 2 fell while Mosey down the mountain, or this explains, at least in hand, the lax moral standards of pastafaris. The commandments of MVE refer to treatment with people of other faiths, worship Him, sexual behavior, and nutrition. Certainly worth seeing!, :-) .

Here ends this brief introduction to the religion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I hope you interesting result. The truth is that as religion is not looking good, until you actually have nice shirts and some other accessory, so if you want to know more about the Great Spaghetti monster of flying, you can also visit the website of its creator.

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